fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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