Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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