Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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