Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Randomize
