What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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