Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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