Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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