I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
