Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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