We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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