Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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