Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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