i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
We're too hungover to prance.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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