9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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