if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im six kinds of drunk right now
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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