I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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