thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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