Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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