If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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