I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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