Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
