i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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