i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
