Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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