some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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