I am in a vortex of obligation.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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