I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Shame - the story of my life.
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