Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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