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when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
this is an emotional support booty call
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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