There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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