It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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