Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I AM VODKA MAN
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
