...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
birth control should be required to get into college
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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