no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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