wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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