I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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