And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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