do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Life is so much better after having sex.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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