It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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