I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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