I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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