And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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