The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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