Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
