It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
send nudes
from the living room?
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