I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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