i was rollin on her like bob the builder
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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