just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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