Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
My life is pants optional.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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