exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Randomize
